This is a weird opinion cartoon.
When a meth-addicted ‘attack squirrel’ is in the news, you know it’s Alabama-related. Why add Jeff Sessions into the mix? Why not?
According to Sen. Richard Shelby, his buddy Sessions is still pondering a run for his comfy old U.S. Senate seat. If Sessions does indeed jump in, it will put a damper on the whole field of Republicans who think they have a shot at this virtual lifetime gig - including Roy Moore, expected to officially announce his candidacy today.
Moore infamously abuses his #MeToo horse, Sassy, on his ride to the polls on voting day. What’s to keep Sessions from going 'Game of Thrones’ and riding his Attack Squirrel like a fire-breathing dragon over the whole lot of GOP hopefuls?
This is Alabama. Why not?
Weirder things have happened.
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