Alabama Dream Team: ‘Attack Squirrel’ and Jeff Sessions

Alabama 'Attack Squirrel' and Jeff Sessions

Alabama 'Attack Squirrel' and Jeff Sessions

This is a weird opinion cartoon.

When a meth-addicted ‘attack squirrel’ is in the news, you know it’s Alabama-related. Why add Jeff Sessions into the mix? Why not?

According to Sen. Richard Shelby, his buddy Sessions is still pondering a run for his comfy old U.S. Senate seat. If Sessions does indeed jump in, it will put a damper on the whole field of Republicans who think they have a shot at this virtual lifetime gig - including Roy Moore, expected to officially announce his candidacy today.

Moore infamously abuses his #MeToo horse, Sassy, on his ride to the polls on voting day. What’s to keep Sessions from going 'Game of Thrones’ and riding his Attack Squirrel like a fire-breathing dragon over the whole lot of GOP hopefuls?

This is Alabama. Why not?

Weirder things have happened.

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