Forget bikini season, it's berries' time to shine. Nothing says summer like hand-picked strawberries, blueberries, or raspberries. But Sam's Club is testing just how much berry-inspired sweetness you can handle with the release of its three-and-a-half-pound mixed berry cheesecake.
You heard me: This bad boy is thick and made fresh daily at Sam’s Club stores. Per a press release, the weighty wedge is only $15.98 and hails from Sam’s Club’s private label, Member’s Mark. It has a graham cracker crust and is topped with whipped topping, strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries, oh my. The website says the dish can serve up to 12 people, but we’re not really feeling sharing vibes on this one.
If you're "just not a cheesecake person," (honestly, how dare you) Sam’s Club is also debuting its Member’s Mark Fresh Strawberry Topped Cake. It also weighs in at over three pounds and will only set you back $8.98. Provided strawberry shortcake is more your speed, indulge in this “light and fluffy” cake with whipped icing, fresh strawberries, and a sweet glaze topping. This bad boy can feed up to 14 people.
As you try to process how exactly you’ll approach such an intimidating dessert (Should I come at it from an angle? Tear into the center?), keep in mind that Sam’s Club is known for its massive portions. In 2018, the retailer introduced us to the 4-pound pumpkin cheesecake we never knew we needed. By March 2019, Sam’s was unleashing a 3-pound stuffed crust pepperoni pizza onto the world. In May, the 4.5-pound apple pie thudded onto shelves.
Sam’s may be known for its samples, but it can also offer the motherload when required.
