Former Jacksonville Jaguars kicker Josh Scobee live tweets vasectomy
Former Jaguars kicker Josh Scobee took to Twitter on Friday and asked his followers if they'd be interested in a running account of his visit to the doctor's office.
Getting a vasectomy today.....should I live tweet (obviously no videos, weirdos)?
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
The people have spoken, giving their resounding support to the live updates.
Looks like it’s a gooooo
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Scobee's first concern? Icing the kicker.
Hope his hands aren’t too cold
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
And with that, Scobee was summoned off the bench and into the game.
Nurses are out of the room now. Glad my wife doesn’t have Twitter
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Scobee got clearance from the nurse for his Twitter escapade...
Asked the nurse if I could have my phone to tweet the experience. She says “whatever floats your boat”
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
... but it doesn't sound like he ran it by his wife.
Nurses are out of the room now. Glad my wife doesn’t have Twitter
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Scobee made 235 field goals in his 11 years with the Jags. Here's hoping the doctor is similarly cool under pressure.
Doc better have a steady hand
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Turns out the doc is a football fan.
Doc is finally in the room. First thing he says is “Were you at the Jags game last night?”
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Can we talk about that later?
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
With the focus of a professional athlete, Scobee was keeping his eyes on the prize.
Don’t look down. Don’t look down. Don’t look down.
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Scobee made 80 percent of his kicks as a pro, but he needs the doctor to have 100 percent accuracy. He hears the words he fears most.
The nurse makes a little small talk with the father of two, who is ensuring he'll remain a father of two.
Nurse- “How many kids do you have?”
Me- “2 boys”
Nurse- “didn’t want to try for a girl?”
Me- ????
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Every football player needs a good cheerleader. As we near the end zone, Scobee gets some moral support from former Jaguars mascot Curtis Dvorak.
And now@CurtisDvorak just FaceTimed me lol
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
Finally, he hits paydirt. Time to hit the showers.
Aaaaand we’re done. Yet I’m still laying here naked hahaha
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 23, 2019
After a day of recovery, Scobee thanked the doc for a job well done.
Thanks to@YourUroDoc and everyone at the McIver Clinic for the good work! Very professional and made the process as easy as possible.
— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10)August 24, 2019