There's still more than a month to go before Bachelor In Paradise season six premieres on August 9, but the spoilers are already coming in hot and heavy. Everyone's favorite Bachelor Nation blogger Reality Steve tweeted a bunch of new details over the weekend, and I am getting fired up for all the drama that is to come.

As you may or may not know by now, Reality Steve has had the dirt on this franchise for years, and usually gets it right. (Key word being "usually.") While the world won't know for sure how things play out until later this summer, I'm going to pore over these tweets and buckle up for a wild ride. Want to know how it all goes down? Keep reading.

Here's hoping the new crop of Paradise hopefuls find love like these Bachelor success stories:

Caelynn Miller-Keyes moves on from the Blake Horstmann drama with Dean Unglert.

If you've been reading up on the spoilers thus far, then you've heard Caelynn's going to have a busy summer in Paradise. After calling out Blake Horstmann for messing with her AND fellow Paradise cast members Tayshia Adams, Hannah Godwin, and Kristina Schulman around the same time (yikes), Caelynn gets another shot at love with former drama-starter Dean.

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Dean is the catalyst for another love triangle between himself, Caelynn, and Connor Saeli.

Sound familiar? Yeah, this is the same Dean who played both Kristina and Danielle Lombard in season four.

Okay, let's break it down. Sometimes on Paradise, if a person doesn't see a future with anyone else in the cast, they will give their rose to someone they are friends with or want to see find love with somebody else. So it seems that's what Dean was trying to do here before dipping out. Then, Caelynn found a spark with Connor Saeli, a current fan fave from Hannah Brown's Bachelorette season. But! I guess Dean has a change of heart and returns in all his glory to win over Caelynn once and for all—and they leave Paradise as a couple. But don't feel too bad for Connor just yet!

Connor then hits it off with Whitney Fransway at Chris Randone and Krystal Nielson's wedding.

Whitney, who you may remember from Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor, jets down to Mexico to attend the wedding of Paradise season five alums Chris Randone and Krystal Nielson. The current cast usually attends the nuptials of Paradise success stories, so that's where Whitney meets Connor, and the two get along swimmingly.

Connor and Whitney play cat and mouse for the rest of their time in Paradise.

Are you keeping up? Good.

According to Reality Steve, Connor sticks around on the show hoping that Whitney will join the cast later in the season, which often happens. When she doesn't walk down those stairs, he leaves. Then! Whitney eventually does join the cast, but she's apparently bummed that Connor isn't there waiting for her. So after this big ole screwup by the Paradise producers (or genius scheming—you decide), Whitney leaves to be with Connor.

And now this is literally me trying to piece all of this together until August 9:

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